MADONNA WANTS TO KILL ORPHANS

Rosemary Lowdon – a member of the British charity that funds the African orphanage that Madonna used to "adopt" her new baby – has written a public letter to the BBC expressing her fears that Madonna’s negative comments about the conditions of orphanages in Africa will lead to fewer donations, a move that would certainly strain their already limited resources.  Lowdon writes:

"We have been very disturbed that the Home of Hope appears to have been described as a place where children are not cared for properly.  We must stress that no money has come to the Home as a result of this adoption, and the financial resources at the Home are very limited.  We are desperately worried that people will cease donating as a result of Madonna’s comments, and that this will make a difference between life and death for some of the most vulnerable children at the Home."

When shown the interview where Madonna makes this latest round of self serving accusations, the 77-year-old Presbyterian minister who runs the orphanage, "…was very shaken, he was very upset … He said to me, 'Why is she saying this?' " Obviously she's saying it because it makes her look good.  She's even more of a hero than we thought because she rescued the baby from such horrid conditions.  The 77-year-old Presbyterian minister who runs an orphanage in Africa can go fuck himself, Madonna is all about Madonna.  Which is sad.  She should be like me.  Last year the bank was gonna bulldoze the youth center where me and the other teens hang out after school.  The only hope was for me and my racially diverse group of friends to win the skateboarding competition.  The prize money was just enough to pay off the mortgage.  Outa sight!