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October 30, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Way to ease the baby you bought into his new life, you hagged bitch. Way to think of what's best for him. Little man was back in his quiet African village two weeks ago, using tiger teeth for money, sure, but sleeping under an endless night sky and thinking white people only existed in terrifying legends. Turns out he was right. You might as well put a caveman on an airplane after this or hook up a maternity ward with a disco ball and laser light show. God this poor kid. For this little guy, a day at the mall in front of thousands of paparazzi is about as soothing as having an alarm clock that drops a crocodile on top of you.